Everyone knows once you make it upstairs you’re safe
knee-high socks (◕‿◕✿)
thigh-high socks (✿ ♥‿♥)
I’m sorry I am but nothing will ever top this gif this is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen and I want to kiss this dog
CONGRATULATIONS ON BEING SO F*CKING ATTRACTIVE, YOU ASSHOLE.
i just went to a scare house with my friend and most of the time i just screamed like “fuck” or “shit” when i got scared but one time this guy came out of fucking nowhere and I screamed “WALRUS VAGINA” at the top of my lungs and the actor just lost it